Wednesday, October 31, 2012

What is Haunting Andy Pendergrass? (2012. a short story)


When I was fueling my car up this morning, I decided to fuel my body as well – so I go inside the gas station for a Lo Carb Monster of course.

Well as I am on my way to the counter, I smell something incredible.

This delicious aroma was coming from the freshly stocked fried food shelf (I think I faintly heard my inner Jiminy Cricket groan “oh no say it aint so”).

So as I go completely conscience deaf, I’m seeing crispitos, egg rolls, butterflied shrimp, buffalo wings, and then there they were… freshly steaming Natchitoches meat pies (yes, NMPs).

Not the mini ones either-- Full Monty pies.

I couldn’t resist the steam coming off of those puppies.

Oh and that greasy sheen was so tantalizing.

I grabbed the best looking one in my little wax paper sleeve, and as I walked out into the briskly cool morning – that fried spicy pocket of meat melted in my mouth.

Now that will be a moment that I remember for a long time.

Yet as I spend the better part of my third hour on the toilet, I’m thinking that there will always be a little twinge of regret to go along with that memory.

So whenever this happens to you, don’t say I never told you about the how the gas station Natchitoches meat pie will haunt you for the rest of the day.

Happy Halloween.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

My Take on the Election


Election time is here, and I couldn’t be more ready to see it pass. 

I know many of you feel the same way because for every political status update I see, there are 10 status updates about how you despise political status updates.

My enthusiasm about the election is small, although I do believe that it is important.

Recently, I actually took a few weeks to decide how I really felt about voting in general.  I have thought many times that my vote doesn’t matter, and maybe if it comes to voting for a Mormon or a Polytheist, I just shouldn’t vote.

However, I came to the conclusion that I should in fact vote, and I should also involve myself in learning about the candidates.  Obviously, becoming obsessed with politics was not a goal or an actual outcome.

I decided to involve myself because of our country’s history and the history that is in the Old Testament.

The folks who came over to America to start a new colony were seeking religious freedom.  More specifically, they were seeking to freely worship the God of the Bible.

Our country later separated itself from Great Britain in order to have political/governmental freedom (the whole taxation w/out representation thing was a big deal). – and that’s really where we get the whole, “if you don’t vote, you can’t complain about the government,” thing.

Well I don’t often complain about the government, but I do feel a sense of responsibility to honor our country’s founders.  I think they were such courageous and brilliant people.  I think that when they envisioned the future, they pictured people who would be very appreciative to have their own personal say in the governing of the USA. 

I kinda feel like a jerk for having not appreciated it enough until now.

So yeah, there are things that I like and dislike about both candidates.  After all, I’m a registered “Independent.” I do like Romney a bit more than I like Obama, but there are a couple of things that I like about Obama.  I dislike some things he’s done enough to not vote for him.  If he gets re-elected , however, my panties won’t be in a wad.  (if you’re a rabid Obama fan, don’t bother trying to persuade me because I already went and did early voting yesterday).

I can’t foresee what the future of our country will be with either candidate.  I’m not an economic expert, a foreign policy expert, an education expert (or an expert on anything for that matter).  So I’m making the best decision with the information I have (which doesn’t come from FOX or CNN).

I trust that God is at work no matter what man or woman is leading our country.  The Old Testament is very clear that God has certain people in power at certain times for certain reasons unbeknownst to mere humans.

I am ultimately faithful to God, and I choose vote to honor our country’s forefathers out of respect for their courage and brilliance.